The Tiger-tiger
Abu-monkey
Striker-cobra
Fred-ninja llama
Bambi-deer
Alex-wolf
Jello-cat that's friends with Gregory
Gregory-white,fluffy alligator bunny that stays in his cage when he's bad
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
The Animals
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Labels: animals
Monday, July 19, 2010
Adventure 10
"Let's shave Rays' goatee!" said Kosher Boy.They both agree to,and proceed to knock him out with horse tranquilizers. "He's out!Let's go for it,and run!" said Miss Daredevil.They both take off around the world,and cover their tracks so Ray can never find them.But wait,Miss DAredevil is automatically safe by gender,and approaches Ray,and tricks him into going to Hong Kong to look for Kosher Boy,while Kosher Boy,and Miss Daredevil fly to Canada for a few weeks,then move on to Isreal,Portugal,and eventually,Germany,and Japan.Ray continues to wait for Kosher Boy to show up.A while later,Kosher Boy,and Miss Daredevil show up to apologize to Ray,and talk to him.
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Labels: goatee, kosher boy, miss daredevil, plane
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Adventure 9
The plane is kidnapped again!It has been kidnapped by an evil person.Kosher,and Miss Daredevil decide to take shots at the kidnapper,and almost shot them in the head when the pull out nerve gas!Miss Daredevil pulls out a handgun,and shoots it out of her hand,when they pull out a knife,and Miss Daredevil shoots the knife out of her hand.Kosher Boy,and Miss Daredevil decide to jump on the plane,and take back the shades,and plane,when Kosher Boy realizes that Ross stole them! "No,not Ross!" yells Miss Daredevil.He is a traitor!Ross must pay for his ultimate wrongdoing.He was given cookies to transfer to the dark side with Beth.Ross is going to be executed,but not before he's taken on the ride of his life!The shades are on his shin,but as Kosher Boy tries to get them,Ross bits him.Miss Daredevil jumps on his back,and pins Ross to the ground so Kosher Boy can get his shades.Ross is beaten up,and the shades are returned safely.Kosher Boy can fly the plane again,and they fly to Hawaii,and kidnap the BP executives to get some answers about the oil spill!They're tied up,and interrogated,and every time they don't answer,they get slapped.Kosher Boy gets the left side while Miss Daredevil gets the right.Kosher Boy punches their stomach,and breaks a limb.They finally start getting some answers out of them.
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Labels: kosher boy, miss daredevil, plane
Monday, May 24, 2010
Adventure #8
"Don't move Miss Daredevil!" said Kosher Boy. "Why?" asked Miss Daredevil. "There's a bomb on the plane!We need to run away,activate our phones,and destroy the bomb," said Kosher Boy.They both activate their phones,and the bomb implodes on itself. "Now to find the culprit.Maybe this trail of gunpowder will lead us to them," said Miss Daredevil.The trail leads them to Barney as the culprit. "Don't move or we'll tase you Barney!" yelled Kosher Boy. "Wait,the real culprit is Martha Stewart!" yelled Barney,but no,she returned from the dead,and is a co-conspirator!Now we must kill her once again,and make sure she can't come back to take her revenge on Kosher Boy,and Miss Daredevil.Miss Daredevil picls up a shotgun,and blows off her head at close range before Martha is able to shoot Miss Daredevil.It is then that they find a key in her stomach which leads to the top conspirator,Mark McGwire.He then decides to take his chance,and run.Kosher Boy pulls out a ball,and bat,takes a swing,and takes out Mark McGwire with 1 hit.They take his body along,and take it to George Bush,and then take it to Obama so he can cage him up to be fed to birds.Miss Daredevil yells out to Kosher Boy that the Joker is right behind him,and Kosher Boy immediatly ducks down,and kicks back.
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Labels: barney, kosher boy, mark mcgwire, martha stewart, miss daredevil, plane
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
The 7th Adventure
The duo today find themselves flying around King Kong,and pointing their lasers at him,ready to fire,when suddenly,the hunter from Jumanji comes alive,and snipes Martha Stewart.We dump her body off the plane,and say our byes.Kosher Boy,and Miss Daredevil fly over to Ellen Degeneres' house,and take her down with feathers,then all of a sudden,Rihanna,and her rude boy appear.Miss Daredevil kick the rude boy,and Rihanna starts to sing Umbrella.We fly away to Slim Shady,and Sir Mix-A-Lot,and party with them.All of a sudden,a war breaks out.Kosher Boy,and Miss Daredevil take out their guns,and call for backup.Arnold Schwarzennager,Rocky Balboa,and Jack Bauer show up,and defeat the enemy!Miley Cyrus is found grinding someone,and Jack Bauer takes her out as well.
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Labels: ellen degeneres, king kong, kosher boy, martha stewart, miss daredevil, plane, rihanna
Monday, May 10, 2010
6th Adventure
WE're flying the plane in a hailstorm with lightning,and Sharon Osbourne throws Kosher Boy's binder in a fake plant while Donald Trump Jr. is taking over the world.The thunder,and lightning is coming for them,and Miss Daredevil manuvers the plane into an aquarium.The plane goes into submarine mode,and now they're swimming with the Loch Ness monster with the guns aimed at the beast just in case.Suddenly the beast opens its mouth!Kosher Boy opens fire,and saves them both!They suddenly realize they have to escape a volcano as well when it suddenly erupts!Barney gets thrown in.The lasers come out to protect us from snakes,and sharks,and they all get blown away.The plane lands,and Kosher Boy gets out spray paint to put decals on the plane.The decals on the plane are the initial kb,and mdd.KB in blue,and white,and MDD in black,and red.After that,they take off to save the world form Britney Spears.They tie her up,and drop her off in a volcano!
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Labels: kosher boy, miss daredevil, plane
Friday, May 7, 2010
5th Adventure
Kosher Boy is flying the plane,and kills Paris Hilton's dog!!!!!Paris then decides to declare revenge on the pair.We get her onto the plane,put her on her pole,and it blows up!Mike Tyson comes in,and punches her body into a pulp.
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Labels: kosher boy, miss daredevil, paris hilton
