Adventure 10

"Let's shave Rays' goatee!" said Kosher Boy.They both agree to,and proceed to knock him out with horse tranquilizers. "He's out!Let's go for it,and run!" said Miss Daredevil.They both take off around the world,and cover their tracks so Ray can never find them.But wait,Miss DAredevil is automatically safe by gender,and approaches Ray,and tricks him into going to Hong Kong to look for Kosher Boy,while Kosher Boy,and Miss Daredevil fly to Canada for a few weeks,then move on to Isreal,Portugal,and eventually,Germany,and Japan.Ray continues to wait for Kosher Boy to show up.A while later,Kosher Boy,and Miss Daredevil show up to apologize to Ray,and talk to him.

Adventure 9

The plane is kidnapped again!It has been kidnapped by an evil person.Kosher,and Miss Daredevil decide to take shots at the kidnapper,and almost shot them in the head when the pull out nerve gas!Miss Daredevil pulls out a handgun,and shoots it out of her hand,when they pull out a knife,and Miss Daredevil shoots the knife out of her hand.Kosher Boy,and Miss Daredevil decide to jump on the plane,and take back the shades,and plane,when Kosher Boy realizes that Ross stole them! "No,not Ross!" yells Miss Daredevil.He is a traitor!Ross must pay for his ultimate wrongdoing.He was given cookies to transfer to the dark side with Beth.Ross is going to be executed,but not before he's taken on the ride of his life!The shades are on his shin,but as Kosher Boy tries to get them,Ross bits him.Miss Daredevil jumps on his back,and pins Ross to the ground so Kosher Boy can get his shades.Ross is beaten up,and the shades are returned safely.Kosher Boy can fly the plane again,and they fly to Hawaii,and kidnap the BP executives to get some answers about the oil spill!They're tied up,and interrogated,and every time they don't answer,they get slapped.Kosher Boy gets the left side while Miss Daredevil gets the right.Kosher Boy punches their stomach,and breaks a limb.They finally start getting some answers out of them.

Adventure #8

"Don't move Miss Daredevil!" said Kosher Boy. "Why?" asked Miss Daredevil. "There's a bomb on the plane!We need to run away,activate our phones,and destroy the bomb," said Kosher Boy.They both activate their phones,and the bomb implodes on itself. "Now to find the culprit.Maybe this trail of gunpowder will lead us to them," said Miss Daredevil.The trail leads them to Barney as the culprit. "Don't move or we'll tase you Barney!" yelled Kosher Boy. "Wait,the real culprit is Martha Stewart!" yelled Barney,but no,she returned from the dead,and is a co-conspirator!Now we must kill her once again,and make sure she can't come back to take her revenge on Kosher Boy,and Miss Daredevil.Miss Daredevil picls up a shotgun,and blows off her head at close range before Martha is able to shoot Miss Daredevil.It is then that they find a key in her stomach which leads to the top conspirator,Mark McGwire.He then decides to take his chance,and run.Kosher Boy pulls out a ball,and bat,takes a swing,and takes out Mark McGwire with 1 hit.They take his body along,and take it to George Bush,and then take it to Obama so he can cage him up to be fed to birds.Miss Daredevil yells out to Kosher Boy that the Joker is right behind him,and Kosher Boy immediatly ducks down,and kicks back.

The 7th Adventure

The duo today find themselves flying around King Kong,and pointing their lasers at him,ready to fire,when suddenly,the hunter from Jumanji comes alive,and snipes Martha Stewart.We dump her body off the plane,and say our byes.Kosher Boy,and Miss Daredevil fly over to Ellen Degeneres' house,and take her down with feathers,then all of a sudden,Rihanna,and her rude boy appear.Miss Daredevil kick the rude boy,and Rihanna starts to sing Umbrella.We fly away to Slim Shady,and Sir Mix-A-Lot,and party with them.All of a sudden,a war breaks out.Kosher Boy,and Miss Daredevil take out their guns,and call for backup.Arnold Schwarzennager,Rocky Balboa,and Jack Bauer show up,and defeat the enemy!Miley Cyrus is found grinding someone,and Jack Bauer takes her out as well.

6th Adventure

WE're flying the plane in a hailstorm with lightning,and Sharon Osbourne throws Kosher Boy's binder in a fake plant while Donald Trump Jr. is taking over the world.The thunder,and lightning is coming for them,and Miss Daredevil manuvers the plane into an aquarium.The plane goes into submarine mode,and now they're swimming with the Loch Ness monster with the guns aimed at the beast just in case.Suddenly the beast opens its mouth!Kosher Boy opens fire,and saves them both!They suddenly realize they have to escape a volcano as well when it suddenly erupts!Barney gets thrown in.The lasers come out to protect us from snakes,and sharks,and they all get blown away.The plane lands,and Kosher Boy gets out spray paint to put decals on the plane.The decals on the plane are the initial kb,and mdd.KB in blue,and white,and MDD in black,and red.After that,they take off to save the world form Britney Spears.They tie her up,and drop her off in a volcano!

5th Adventure

Kosher Boy is flying the plane,and kills Paris Hilton's dog!!!!!Paris then decides to declare revenge on the pair.We get her onto the plane,put her on her pole,and it blows up!Mike Tyson comes in,and punches her body into a pulp.

Revenge On Martha Stewart

Simon Cowell is flying the plane,when Kosher Boy punches Martha Stewart Jack Bauer style to knock her unconcious,and takes her in the plane to interrogate her.She wakes up,and finds she's tied to a chair while Miss DAredevil is putting a wet towel in her mouth,and slaps her.AS Simon lands the plane to a mall,Martha Stewart takes the cash,and blows up the plane with Simon,Kosher,and Miss Daredevil still inside!All of a sudden,a guy comes up,and gives us the $ to repair the plane,and they're flying again.Martha Stewart starts to escape,when Miss Daredevil hulk smashes her,and jumpes out of the plane after her.Martha lands in a sewer,and the 2 throw a bomb down in the sewer to kill her.They exchange high-fives,and fly the plane home.

Adventure #3

It all started out when Martha Stewart stole Kosher Boy's glasses.Oprah's in th back seat while Kosher opens the dynamite chamberto hunt down Martha.He ignites the fuse,and KABOOM!She is gone,and Godzilla shows up! "What do we do Miss Daredevil?" askes Kosher Boy. "We try to drag him out of the city" Miss Daredevil responds. Kosher Boy brings out a grenade launcher,and launches the grenade, blowing up Godzilla.Kosher Boy lands the plane so he can jet home.While leaving,he yells, "Until next time Martha Stewart!"

The 2nd Adventure

Ari has his glasses back,and flying the plane when the engine starts to smoke.Miss Daredevil quickly puts out the smoke,when,all of a sudden,navy planes come out of nowhere,and start to chase the plane!Back,and forth,back,and forth. "Say hello to my little friend.The Kosher bomb!" "AAUUGGHH!!Try to shake them!" said Miss Daredevil.KABOOM!!!! "I did it,but I'm hurt," said Kosher Boy. "Where are you hurt?" Miss Daredevil asked. "My arm.I can't fly the plane," said Kisher Boy.Miss Daredevil yelled out, "looks like I'm going to have to learn how to fly this plane fairly quickly." Kosher Boy puts on an extra pair of glasses,and his arm miraculously heals.Out of nowhere,a tornado forms,and is coming directly towrds the plane.Miss Daredevil had an idea."Maybe we can make a counter vortex to neutralize the tornado," she said."How do we do that?" asked Kosher Boy. All of a sudden, Kosher Boy flies the plane a super speed. "Suckers," he said as the plane slowed to normal speed,and the 2 exchange high-fives.As he goes back to flying the plane,there's the Statue of Liberty directly in the flight path.Miss Daredevil yells out, "How do we avoid her?We're so close to her." Kosher Boy responds with, "I guess we dive." But they pull up instead, and both are dead.Or are they?Kosher Boy had his sunglasses on the entire time,and managed to renerate him,and then put them on Miss Daredevil,and regenerated her.Now that the plane is gone,they live happily ever after when Miss Daredevil pulls out a pair of sunglasses,and another plane appears.The plane starts flying to Africa for Tranformers 3.When they finally arrive,Megatron is pointing his guns at them,and they're completely surrounded.Kosher Boy suddenly breaks out the firepower,and they exchange high-fives once again.

The 1st Adventure

It all started when Ari lost his Cardinals hat while flying his plane.It was extremly windy,and the hat flies off,and out of the plane.He dives out of the plane.He's about to hit the ground when he opens his parachute,and floats to the ground with spy music playing.While floating to the ground he loses his aviator glasses.They fall,and break,and he is unable to be a pilot.When he lands,he mourns the loss of hs hat because the hat fell into the water,and drowned.He takes out his NYPD hat,and he exclaims "My NYPD hat!It's been shot!" How do we stop this massacre?Ari transforms into his alter-ego,Kosher Boy.Kosher Boy exclaims "Kosher Boy is here!" He then uses his xray vision to melt the gun,restores the hat,and glasses,and punches the gunman with a matzah move.The plane is able to fly again,when all of a sudden,there's an iceberg in front of the plane!Miss Daredevil pulls out a ray gun,and melts the iceberg,and the plane flies smoothly right on through.As Kosher Boy,and Miss Daredevil are discussing world domination,a missile is locks on to the plane. "A missile.What do we do?" says Kosher Boy. "I got it," says Miss Daredevil as she loads the grenade launcher.She launches a grenade at the missile,and blows up the missile in a massive explosion.The 2 then high five in the air.A huge wave of water is quickly coming towards them. "Let's surf," says Miss Daredevil.The plane enters surf mode,and they surf their way to safety. "Wow.We've had quite a ride," says Kosher Boy.A volcano erupts,and blows 1 of the engines. "We're dead!" yells Kosher Boy. "AAAAAUGH!" yells Miss Daredevil.They say their goodbyes.Kosher Boy says bye to mile high ice cream pie,reality tv,squirrels,facebook,and also mentions how he loves the videos recorded of him.Miss Daredevil says bye to her friends,Kosher Boy,and Apocalyptica.Kosher Boy then says, "Let's land in the ocean." Miss Daredevil then lands the plane in the ocean with the skis on the plane.Kosher Boy yells, "Yes,We're alive!We did it!" Stay tuned for more adventures.