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Monday, April 26, 2010

Adventure #3

It all started out when Martha Stewart stole Kosher Boy's glasses.Oprah's in th back seat while Kosher opens the dynamite chamberto hunt down Martha.He ignites the fuse,and KABOOM!She is gone,and Godzilla shows up! "What do we do Miss Daredevil?" askes Kosher Boy. "We try to drag him out of the city" Miss Daredevil responds. Kosher Boy brings out a grenade launcher,and launches the grenade, blowing up Godzilla.Kosher Boy lands the plane so he can jet home.While leaving,he yells, "Until next time Martha Stewart!"

Saturday, April 10, 2010

The 2nd Adventure

Ari has his glasses back,and flying the plane when the engine starts to smoke.Miss Daredevil quickly puts out the smoke,when,all of a sudden,navy planes come out of nowhere,and start to chase the plane!Back,and forth,back,and forth. "Say hello to my little friend.The Kosher bomb!" "AAUUGGHH!!Try to shake them!" said Miss Daredevil.KABOOM!!!! "I did it,but I'm hurt," said Kosher Boy. "Where are you hurt?" Miss Daredevil asked. "My arm.I can't fly the plane," said Kisher Boy.Miss Daredevil yelled out, "looks like I'm going to have to learn how to fly this plane fairly quickly." Kosher Boy puts on an extra pair of glasses,and his arm miraculously heals.Out of nowhere,a tornado forms,and is coming directly towrds the plane.Miss Daredevil had an idea."Maybe we can make a counter vortex to neutralize the tornado," she said."How do we do that?" asked Kosher Boy. All of a sudden, Kosher Boy flies the plane a super speed. "Suckers," he said as the plane slowed to normal speed,and the 2 exchange high-fives.As he goes back to flying the plane,there's the Statue of Liberty directly in the flight path.Miss Daredevil yells out, "How do we avoid her?We're so close to her." Kosher Boy responds with, "I guess we dive." But they pull up instead, and both are dead.Or are they?Kosher Boy had his sunglasses on the entire time,and managed to renerate him,and then put them on Miss Daredevil,and regenerated her.Now that the plane is gone,they live happily ever after when Miss Daredevil pulls out a pair of sunglasses,and another plane appears.The plane starts flying to Africa for Tranformers 3.When they finally arrive,Megatron is pointing his guns at them,and they're completely surrounded.Kosher Boy suddenly breaks out the firepower,and they exchange high-fives once again.

Friday, April 2, 2010

The 1st Adventure

It all started when Ari lost his Cardinals hat while flying his plane.It was extremly windy,and the hat flies off,and out of the plane.He dives out of the plane.He's about to hit the ground when he opens his parachute,and floats to the ground with spy music playing.While floating to the ground he loses his aviator glasses.They fall,and break,and he is unable to be a pilot.When he lands,he mourns the loss of hs hat because the hat fell into the water,and drowned.He takes out his NYPD hat,and he exclaims "My NYPD hat!It's been shot!" How do we stop this massacre?Ari transforms into his alter-ego,Kosher Boy.Kosher Boy exclaims "Kosher Boy is here!" He then uses his xray vision to melt the gun,restores the hat,and glasses,and punches the gunman with a matzah move.The plane is able to fly again,when all of a sudden,there's an iceberg in front of the plane!Miss Daredevil pulls out a ray gun,and melts the iceberg,and the plane flies smoothly right on through.As Kosher Boy,and Miss Daredevil are discussing world domination,a missile is locks on to the plane. "A missile.What do we do?" says Kosher Boy. "I got it," says Miss Daredevil as she loads the grenade launcher.She launches a grenade at the missile,and blows up the missile in a massive explosion.The 2 then high five in the air.A huge wave of water is quickly coming towards them. "Let's surf," says Miss Daredevil.The plane enters surf mode,and they surf their way to safety. "Wow.We've had quite a ride," says Kosher Boy.A volcano erupts,and blows 1 of the engines. "We're dead!" yells Kosher Boy. "AAAAAUGH!" yells Miss Daredevil.They say their goodbyes.Kosher Boy says bye to mile high ice cream pie,reality tv,squirrels,facebook,and also mentions how he loves the videos recorded of him.Miss Daredevil says bye to her friends,Kosher Boy,and Apocalyptica.Kosher Boy then says, "Let's land in the ocean." Miss Daredevil then lands the plane in the ocean with the skis on the plane.Kosher Boy yells, "Yes,We're alive!We did it!" Stay tuned for more adventures.