Adventure #8

"Don't move Miss Daredevil!" said Kosher Boy. "Why?" asked Miss Daredevil. "There's a bomb on the plane!We need to run away,activate our phones,and destroy the bomb," said Kosher Boy.They both activate their phones,and the bomb implodes on itself. "Now to find the culprit.Maybe this trail of gunpowder will lead us to them," said Miss Daredevil.The trail leads them to Barney as the culprit. "Don't move or we'll tase you Barney!" yelled Kosher Boy. "Wait,the real culprit is Martha Stewart!" yelled Barney,but no,she returned from the dead,and is a co-conspirator!Now we must kill her once again,and make sure she can't come back to take her revenge on Kosher Boy,and Miss Daredevil.Miss Daredevil picls up a shotgun,and blows off her head at close range before Martha is able to shoot Miss Daredevil.It is then that they find a key in her stomach which leads to the top conspirator,Mark McGwire.He then decides to take his chance,and run.Kosher Boy pulls out a ball,and bat,takes a swing,and takes out Mark McGwire with 1 hit.They take his body along,and take it to George Bush,and then take it to Obama so he can cage him up to be fed to birds.Miss Daredevil yells out to Kosher Boy that the Joker is right behind him,and Kosher Boy immediatly ducks down,and kicks back.

The 7th Adventure

The duo today find themselves flying around King Kong,and pointing their lasers at him,ready to fire,when suddenly,the hunter from Jumanji comes alive,and snipes Martha Stewart.We dump her body off the plane,and say our byes.Kosher Boy,and Miss Daredevil fly over to Ellen Degeneres' house,and take her down with feathers,then all of a sudden,Rihanna,and her rude boy appear.Miss Daredevil kick the rude boy,and Rihanna starts to sing Umbrella.We fly away to Slim Shady,and Sir Mix-A-Lot,and party with them.All of a sudden,a war breaks out.Kosher Boy,and Miss Daredevil take out their guns,and call for backup.Arnold Schwarzennager,Rocky Balboa,and Jack Bauer show up,and defeat the enemy!Miley Cyrus is found grinding someone,and Jack Bauer takes her out as well.

6th Adventure

WE're flying the plane in a hailstorm with lightning,and Sharon Osbourne throws Kosher Boy's binder in a fake plant while Donald Trump Jr. is taking over the world.The thunder,and lightning is coming for them,and Miss Daredevil manuvers the plane into an aquarium.The plane goes into submarine mode,and now they're swimming with the Loch Ness monster with the guns aimed at the beast just in case.Suddenly the beast opens its mouth!Kosher Boy opens fire,and saves them both!They suddenly realize they have to escape a volcano as well when it suddenly erupts!Barney gets thrown in.The lasers come out to protect us from snakes,and sharks,and they all get blown away.The plane lands,and Kosher Boy gets out spray paint to put decals on the plane.The decals on the plane are the initial kb,and mdd.KB in blue,and white,and MDD in black,and red.After that,they take off to save the world form Britney Spears.They tie her up,and drop her off in a volcano!

5th Adventure

Kosher Boy is flying the plane,and kills Paris Hilton's dog!!!!!Paris then decides to declare revenge on the pair.We get her onto the plane,put her on her pole,and it blows up!Mike Tyson comes in,and punches her body into a pulp.

Revenge On Martha Stewart

Simon Cowell is flying the plane,when Kosher Boy punches Martha Stewart Jack Bauer style to knock her unconcious,and takes her in the plane to interrogate her.She wakes up,and finds she's tied to a chair while Miss DAredevil is putting a wet towel in her mouth,and slaps her.AS Simon lands the plane to a mall,Martha Stewart takes the cash,and blows up the plane with Simon,Kosher,and Miss Daredevil still inside!All of a sudden,a guy comes up,and gives us the $ to repair the plane,and they're flying again.Martha Stewart starts to escape,when Miss Daredevil hulk smashes her,and jumpes out of the plane after her.Martha lands in a sewer,and the 2 throw a bomb down in the sewer to kill her.They exchange high-fives,and fly the plane home.